This skill is very difficultInvolves deep concentrationBut when you get the hang of itIt helps with your lactation…. I wanna learn this mum . ……. I wanna lactate more….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Been just thrust into lockdownTold my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours haveContinue reading “Levitation Helps Lactation”
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Roll Her Out Perc
Roll her out PercOne big heaveFor what we are ’boutTo receive…. Shit Perc, you said tyres no probs……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Boris? You Know What You’re Doing?
Boris? you know what you’re doing?By throwing away all the rules?Binning all masks, social distancingTraits (which to me) belong to fools Go home Aussie. What would you know?……. You’re getting 50,000 new cases each day……… 73 dead on Wednesday……… All under control mate…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Something’s Not Quite Right
Stuck foot on the pedalSomething’s not quite rightSounds not as expectedNor’s surrounding sight…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
A Challenge for you Architect
A challenge for you architectWe need hotel designSomething very differentSophisticated, fine…. We’d like to stay in the smiling man wing…… Certainly sir. A navel suite or perhaps nearer the smile?……I think a smiley suite would be nice dear……. Certainly madam – they come with piped laughter……… How nice dear…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Hey? Done……. NextContinue reading “A Challenge for you Architect”
Stan’s Just Passed His Pilot’s License
I’m real excite to fly this planeJust checked outside airflowThe runway’s lined up straight aheadI’m landing here we go…. Jeez Stan, bit bumpy……. Don Matthews|July 2021
4x4s
My mate and I have 4x4sThey said they wanted sunWe’re getting pale here underneathWe listened, helped (all done)…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
A Challenge for you Architect
A challenge for you architectThe owner wants a houseLike a flower blossoming (This is a tricky one…..) Done…… Next challenge?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Priscilla Passes the Table Test
Despite my whiskey tippleI’ve passed the table testShown I am in full controlShown I’m at my best…. I am in full control…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Kick
Do you get a kickSeeing on the screenWhat you’ve just createdBefore which was unseen? I do….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 