I’m gonna bowl my bowling ball(Have practiced lots and lots)Send the skittles flying yep With all the skill I got…. Shit!….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Roof Extension
We ran into a load-bearingBeam (can’t take it down)Sorted out the problemJust went and stained it brown….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Does His Utter Best
I had some problems with this oneBut did my utter bestTo make (deluxe) a toilet toMeet customers request…. The lid won’t stay back Stan…. What?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Black and White Checkered
I am a fan of blackAnd white when checkered thusVisitors keep tripping upBut I can’t see the fuss…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
No Sticker/Plastic On Me
I am a happy taterOrganic through and throughNo sticker/plastic on me(In soups I am nice too) They’ve stamped me with a stamperTook care to bruise me notNo sticker/plastic on meOrganic’s all I got…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Jukebox
I’m gonna get a jukeboxComplete the room decorInvite the next-door neighboursCome and have a tour Might organize a shindigInvite neighbours next doorPut on ‘Rock Around the Clock’For shindigs ( and lots more)…. And splashys in the tub…… Don MatthewsMay 2021
Poet Don Reporting on Hong Kong Toilets
In Hong Kong when flushing their toiletsThere’s plenty of water (all free)80%’s flushed down with sea type80% (solids and wee) Well I’ll be…. Thankyou…. Don MatthewsMay 2021 https://www.wsd.gov.hk/en/core-businesses/water-resources/seawater-for-flushing/index.html
Toilet Paper
I asked my toilet builderTo come up with a planTo have the toilet paperCloser to my hand…. This is not Stan’s work. He is not that clever….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Installs the Fridge
We bought a new fridgeAsked Stan to installNo problem, can doJust up against wall?…. Yes please Stan……. Don MatthewsMay 2021
The WP Board of Poetry Won’t Leave Me Alone. Buggers
The WordPress Board of Poetry sayI cannot say stiff shitIt lowers tone of WordPressLowers tone of it Stiff shit….. My drinking buddy Skip. For those who haven’t yet met Skip Don MatthewsMay 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 