humour – Page 333 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

I Made a Little Comfy….

I made a little comfyCushion for my bumNow nice and warm, no longer coldDum-de-dum-de-dum Best I could do. Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Mummy! Please Come Help Me!

Mummy! please come help me!I’m in a bit of spotWas having quite a lot of funThis spot I now want not…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Blinds

We had some blinds left overWanted to re-useFound the perfect placeFound another use…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan Builds a Staircase

I did the calculationsClosely followed planStaircase I was proud ofDid the best I can…. They want to use the doors ?Now you tell me boss?I’ll build another set. Sorted….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Social Distancing in the Bathroom

Knowing that covid’s a problemWe try to keep separately apartDesigned our bathroom with this purposePeople say the idea is smart We like to be both gender-colouredCan still both hold hands, splash and chatBlow kisses across to each otherWell I’ll be, and how about that…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

I am a Poet Learning

I am a poet learningMetaphoring mixLaying round with pitteration(Shit I’m in a fix….) In need of help Edgar….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Rust-Oleum

My name is rust-(ban)-oleumTo you I come in canGuaranteed to do my bitI promise rust to ban…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan Explains to Customer

This little thing stuck out the floorShit, what rotten luckApplied vast knowledge have accruedThought this might fix it up…. It’s lovely Stan. A mini carpet….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Poet Don Reporting on Dali and the Head Lobster

Spanish painter Dali(Unfortunately dead)Once did do an interview With lobster on his head Good to know…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the Team Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan Applies His University Learning

While at universityI learnt geographyWhich incontinence were whichWhich attached, which free…. Don MatthewsMay 2021