Colonel Sanders makes his nuggetsThen delivers them wide and farHe doesn’t use a haulage firmBut simply with his car….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Plastics, Cans and Waste
We manufacture special binsFor plastics, cans and wasteDesigning time we spend a lotWe don’t do things in haste…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
I’ve Found Out Why I’m Silly
My brain is wired to sillyCan’t help the way I thinkTrait of a bipole manicRinky-dinky-dink Why do I write silly, strange, offbeat stuff?Because after being hospitalized twice they diagnosed me with bipolar mania.It’s now comforting to know I have a medical reason for my behaviour. And yes, a bipolar brain is wired different to aContinue reading “I’ve Found Out Why I’m Silly”
Stan Specializes in Sign Installation
Was asked to put a sign up(Of which I specialize)No problem, do these in my sleepSmall, large, any size…. Problem boss?……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc These ladies (there were three of)Asked the Lord aboveDon’t let me waste, please use me(The cover they all loved)…. Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the StarsSmiles photoshopped by PercGlasses supplied by Faith Don MatthewsJuly 2021
How We Stop Things Falling Off
We use this quite often, this techniqueFor stopping them fall on the roadIt passes all safety precautionsAs on our way home we do rode… We always wear our helmets…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Fool
I play the foolThe purpose beTo raise a smileFrom you and me We’re all too sane and serious…… Don MatthewsMatthews
Bite Stop
We manufacture Bite StopFor dogs (both he and she)Guaranteed, or money backFor you, the proof to see…. We recommend No Bite to all dog owners (The Happy Dog Pet Shop)……… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Catwalk
And now on the catwalkThe latest in redDoubles for splashingAnd also in bed….. David Redpath – Is that you coming up the catwalk behind? You no help a lady in distress? Shame…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Priscilla Practices for the Olympics
High flyer is PriscillaHere’s she’s practisingReadies, then she launchesInto sky, high fling…. Fearless…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 