Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Fred came to us not happyFeeling gutted, downSomeone nicked, dunno he saidNicked his cap and gown Production Notes Perc tried to brighten Fred up but to no avail Post Production Notes Police were able to locate the cap and gown andhave been returned to himContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
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Harry the Taxi Horse
I am a horse (called Harry)Taxi work I doCarry all sorts on my backCock-a-doodle-doo Rooster at top provided cock-a-doodle-doo…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
I’m Not a High-Class Poet
I’m not a high-class poetDon’t even strive for suchI’m satisfied with what I’ve gotThankyou very much Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school Rodney Stewart, flying plane(Drinking orange juice)Had to land. emergencyEngine sucked up goose Poor goose….. Extracted and rushed to hospital…… Coming on well from all reports….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart”
Don’t Listen to Him
I’m not a top-rate poetNot in the upper classI’m just a normal AussieSometimes a pain in arse Don MatthewsJuly 2021
G’Day Jack Here
G’day Jack here, the scientistWith my favourite toyDemonstration just for youMy very pride and joy Haha…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Cantigas (a clown) popped inAll way from BrazilCan you make a cover please Yes we said we will Production Notes Having passed Brazilian for Dummies Perc was a godsendDepite Cantiga’s effort the boy remained terrified Post Production Notes Cantigas obliged us with a performance. HowContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Boots are made for walking, yepSvetlana’s do this tooHer lips tho, made for blowingChoogaloogaloo…. Production Notes Svetlana put her lips to work accompanying herselfto her record on the gramaphone while we worked away on the cover. Angelic to the ears Perc said Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Bridge and Wild Sex
Was going to my girlfriendThinking of wild sexGPS said turn leftTurn left at exit next…. Shit, they told me this bridge was ready to go……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Do You Like Our Little Show?
I love my little doggyMy doggy says bow wowWe are both sane and sensibleLike our little show? Curtain rising soon…. My eyes have x-ray visionMy head it wears a bowlMy doggy wears a tutuMy head it has a hole Very nice…… clap clap clap Photoshoot rehearsal for Stan’s Album Cover Studio ‘Mother Gloria and herContinue reading “Do You Like Our Little Show?”