You’re looking lovely darlingWith sunlight in your hairDiaphanous and beautifulWithout a single care…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Stan Delivers a Forklift
They said it would be easyThey said it would be funBut something didn’t go rightSo job did not get done…. I’m fired?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Groupie Bond
My friends and I are groupiesWe show our groupie bondBy hanging slices round our neck(My slice I’m very fond)…. We’re called the 7 Slices. Feared on the streets we are…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan the Plane Signwriter
I work for many airlinesSignwriting on their planesSo happy are they with my workThey ask me back again And again….. And again….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Designs a Questionnaire
I know the art of questioningRewarding right or wrongHappy feel when answer rightSad feel when you’re wrong…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Bagel Eyes and Watermelon
I’m torn between the twoCos I want bagel eyesAnd also watermelon(Also pasties/pies….) Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Latest Cycling Fashion
We’re modelling the latestCycling fashion wearMatching outfits (his and hers)Latest fashion wear…. I like it…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Recycling
We’d finished with our bathtub(Recycling into too)Nice for having beers with friendsChoogaloogaloo…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan, Signmaker to the Traffic Board
Been asked to make a sign upFor drivers in the farLane and don’t know where to goFrom there in the car…. Got it. Crystal clear boss……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Aunty’s Birthday
Today is aunty’s birthdayThis lovely card I sentWith special font to show my loveA font with lean and bent…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 