We had another builderDo a job or twoLeft us with this problemDon’t know what to do?…. Can fix no worries folks…. Oh thankyou Stan. We love it……. Isn’t he nice dear? Our favourite tradesman is Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Bump and Grind
We’re putting on a danceBump and grinding showWith flying legs ‘n’ twirling hairFor the crowd below…. Shit, where’d she go?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Harry the Happy Hornet
I’m happy Harry hornetAt the storefront doorWelcoming the customersInviting them back more…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Mothers Day
Am in the hotel bathroomWhatever are those cards?Shit forgot it’s Mothers Day…. For those who have forgotten…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Step by Step Instructions
How thoughtful of the ownerHelping with my knotStep by step instructionsLearnt I have yet not…. Just thought of something else…. Learning while I’m pissingIn the urinalLooking in the mirrorLaughing LOL Haha…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Busting For a Piss
The movie’s reached a climaxI’m busting for a pissI cannot wait no longerThank heavens God for this…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Toilet Choices
Hello? this is interesting(Sitting on the loo)Opera, jazz or heavy rockTo mask the sound I do….. I think I’ll choose opera and the soft warm spray this time……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Toilet Installer Stan Thinks of All Our Kiddies
Don’t worry sweetie you won’t fall downBut mummy I’ll fall throughStan looks after our kiddies, allHe will look after you…. Thankyou mister Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Hello Little Fishy
Hello little fishyYou dead as dead can beDaddy now will take youHome with us for tea…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Scottish Window
The people living in this houseHave windows with nice viewsThey also offer, giving usGiving us their views…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 