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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Renounce

Write something incorporating the word ‘renounce’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RENOUNCE I wish to renounce all my neuronsThey just keep on stuffing me upThey party and just say sod off DonSo tonight I’m renouncing them, yup Your neurons ever tell to to sod off, we’reContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Renounce”

Storming the Capitol

When I’m elected President(Which I will surely be)Pardons (lots) will followFor those who stormed for me My followers (yes, those of you)Who stormed, I’ll pardon/blessA pity you were not allowedMore time to make a mess Charging you for hittingPolice is so unfairDemocracy you’re fighting forDemocracy, you care So my followers, my flockWhite House here IContinue reading “Storming the Capitol”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Maven

Write something incorporating the word ‘maven’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies We must apologise to Mr Fandango for being so late tonight……. Pickings were so good on the street . I’m sure he’ll understand Trixx…… ODE TO MAVEN I’m Lexxy and you’reContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Maven”