Storming the Capitol



When I’m elected President
(Which I will surely be)
Pardons (lots) will follow
For those who stormed for me

My followers (yes, those of you)
Who stormed, I’ll pardon/bless
A pity you were not allowed
More time to make a mess

Charging you for hitting
Police is so unfair
Democracy you’re fighting for
Democracy, you care

So my followers, my flock
White House here I come
Hold my hand as to we go
To the White House come



What did you do sonny?……..


Carved my initials in your desk Mister Trump……..


You’re forgiven my son…….


And your chair……



Bless you……



And your favourite baseball bat……



You what?…….




Don Matthews
February 2022




If elected he is planning pardons
for all those involved in storming the Capitol









Published by donmatthewspoetry

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