humour – Page 195 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Kevin Rowland Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Kevin had a beautyWanted it to showDid what he instructedCover, there ya go Production Notes Clothes (what little of) Studio wardrobeWe thought black becoming We asked no questions. All Kevin’s idea Post Production Notes In appreciation for helping launch his career heContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Kevin Rowland Job”

I Dressed Up As a Christmas Tree

I dressed up as a Christmas treeJoined my Santa skiersRaising cash for charityPlenty lookers/see-ers Sunday River Ski Resort. Newry Maine. Annual Santa ski run for charityRaised $US 11,000…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Superfluous

Write something incorporating the word ‘superfluous’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SUPERFLUOUS Sibling brothers FluousLousy and SuperLousy Fluous/Super FluousNot friends super duper They not saw eye to eye (they didn’t)Fluous Lousy/SuperNothing (nup) in common to makeFriendship super duper Poor Lousy and Super Fan…… Nothing in common.Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Superfluous”

Jeezes

Funny? Feels bit lighterLighter in me truckBetter stop and check itJeezes wtf Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Priscilla. What’s the?Big Deal

Priscilla is ECS resident cat So what’s the big deal?You can open canWhat’s the big deal mate‘Bout opening da can? I thought it would interest you…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Female Snakes Have a Clitoris

Scientists have discoveredFemale snakes have oneTiny small clitoris with whichShe can have some fun The male has been much researchedBut scientists have bemoanedNeglection of this femaleFemale sexual dome Previously the scientists thoughtScent gland attracted maleAnd not a little pleasure domeOf which they could avail There ya go French scientists have just discoveredthis little pleasure domeContinue reading “Female Snakes Have a Clitoris”

Batteries Not Included

Here’s a little toy for youPush my button (wiggle)Batteries not included (nup)Push my button (giggle) Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Mermaid

Look, there goes a mermaid mummyNo dear, it’s a whaleOf the type BelugaA special kind of whale No, it is a mermaidLook, its legs, its kneesLook a little closer mummyLook and you will sees In the past, Beluga whales have often been mistaken for mermaids because of their human-like knees Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Beg

Write something incorporating the word ‘beg’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BEG Fan I begA bigger wordLittle begIs quite absurd Really Fan……. DM

Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia

I am a nice fat SantaIn our local storeEmployed I’ve been for many yearsAnd hope for many more Horror/shock they’re calling onFat Santa me to banSay you not good model JackYou junk food from a can They say I pro-mote overIndulgence at this timeNot a real good message Jack(But fits in with my rhyme) WeContinue reading “Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia”