I dressed up as a Christmas treeJoined my Santa skiersRaising cash for charityPlenty lookers/see-ers Sunday River Ski Resort. Newry Maine. Annual Santa ski run for charityRaised $US 11,000…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Remember the good old dayswhen people would stop Christmas shoppingwhen they ran out of money?
‘Twas the Day Before Christmas
True story ‘Twas the day before ChristmasIn supermarket parkFull-up and chaoticI muttered ‘shit fark’ Then spied one space beggingAnd raced to get onThen read it’s for pickupsAnd muttered ‘shit Don’ I said bugger thisI’ll park in the streetLine yellow line yellow(Won’t let this me beat) I’ll go to another supermarket…… Full-up….. Shit…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 