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Guns and Banned Books
We showed up at the school with gunsAnd looked for books to banA girl held up this one banned bookSo snatched it from her hand Only in America One children’s book not banned is My Parents Open Carry, which celebrates gun-toting parents. There were 51 school shootings in the US last year. DM
3-year-old Kills Sister
Although was not intentionalShe picked up gun and shotHer 4-year elder sisterWith gun that she had got A 3-yr-old Houston girl has accidentally shot her 4-yr-old sister. 40% of US households have guns with most including children. But fewer than half store guns safely, studies show. DM
Grandma
Show us grandmaWhat to doWe all want toLearn from you Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Aisle 11
My favourite aisle in WalmartEleven, (one-stop shop)Pick up some nice religion(And a gun or two) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Heckler
Write something incorporating the word ‘heckler’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HECKLER I am against all guns I saidA heckler said not meI need it for protectionProtecting me you see? No I don’t see…… DM
Local Country Store
We are the local country storeProviding all your needsTasty chocolate muffin bunsWeedkiller for your weeds We also have a range ofToys arranged on wallKiddies they all love themSome are short some tall Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Australia’s Gun Amnesty
Almost 18,000 firearms and weapons have been surrendered during the first year (2022) of a permanent national amnesty. A Vietnam-era flamethrower, automatic firearms and a crossbow were among the 18,000 armaments handed in. Australia has some of the toughest gun laws anywhere in the world. That is largely due to the response to the PortContinue reading “Australia’s Gun Amnesty”
Dark Web Why Are You Allowed to Continue?
The Dark Web hides in darknessCriminals clap handsUse it for their misdeedsAll well underhand Yet Unable to be shut downBy all authoritiesWhy I ask unable toStop this web faeces? Large police force we do haveNetwork vast of spiesSecurity networks (those also)Can’t be shut down? Why? Dark Web you’re a monsterA drugs and weapons webBut no-oneContinue reading “Dark Web Why Are You Allowed to Continue?”
God Will Protect Us
The soldiers looked onAll serious likeTheir rifles were blessedSo God will protect He splashed them with water(Holy that is)Soldiers enraptured(Water was his) Bottled Evian under robes……. Best brand for blessing he said…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 