Got a bit of problemOf my own mistakeDon’t know how it happened…. See my problem?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Tag Archives: door
Gym Workout
I want to keep my bodyTerrific, trim and tautDo a strenuous workoutOne that I’ve been taught Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Apprentice Perc Reprimands Stan for Drinking. Again
When someone wants wants a door built StanDon’t drink before you doIt can affect the mathematicsAnd affect the glue…. I like it. I want one too…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Goose Guard
We have a pet gooseShe guards the back doorDon’t do what she wants you mightCome back no more…. Go goose…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Help Stan, We Need You
We had another builderDo a job or twoLeft us with this problemDon’t know what to do?…. Can fix no worries folks…. Oh thankyou Stan. We love it……. Isn’t he nice dear? Our favourite tradesman is Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Door Opener
I need to enter, openThis door in front of meSitting in my wheelchair butNo button can I see?…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
If opportunity doesn’t knock,build a door
Stan Builds a Staircase
I did the calculationsClosely followed planStaircase I was proud ofDid the best I can…. They want to use the doors ?Now you tell me boss?I’ll build another set. Sorted….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Shit Priscilla, Not Again?
I’ve gone and got myself stuckShit, done it againAnyone? Help please? Anyone?I am in deep-shit pain…… Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Mirror mirror on the wallYou curvy little bitTell me what you think of me“You silly little git”….. Oh?….you’re a door? Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 