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Solved It
I’d like to get a backhoeI’d like to get a carBut both are too expensiveSolved it – there you are…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Bridge and Wild Sex
Was going to my girlfriendThinking of wild sexGPS said turn leftTurn left at exit next…. Shit, they told me this bridge was ready to go……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Garage
I work each day in CBDDrive there in my carAt end of day I drive back home(Also in my car….) Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Trampoline
I have to take our trampolineCloseby, round to me mateMy son has told me, dad you mightMight be tempting fate…. No problems son….. Shortly after this photo he was fined for travelling 10mph in a 40mph zone and causing a traffic jam Don MatthewsJune 2021
Jesus Takes the Wheel
You are my rock, my keeperYou help me stay aliveI’m taking hands off steering wheelSo you can have a drive In 1994 a 51-yr-old Italian motorist told a court in Germanythat his car had crashed after he let go of the steering wheeland asked God to drive Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan and Perc Move a Sofa
Perc, it’s really simpleYou have to just stay calmI’ll hand it to you gentlyJust take it in your arms…. Simple….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Yellow Digger Stuck at the Shore
Year: 2019Location: Auckland Beach, New ZealandCompany: Little Shoal Bay Boating ClubEstimated Damage Value: $50,000* If there’s one thing most of us know, it’s that parking your car in a safe spot is an absolute necessity. You wouldn’t park a brand new Tesla on a beach, but someone thought it would be a wise idea to try their luck withContinue reading “Yellow Digger Stuck at the Shore”
Tailgating
Some idiots think it’s smartTo come close, tailgate meAnd some are also stupid, blindMy sign they cannot see…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Under-Car Mechanic
Gotta do some workUnderneath my carPropped it up on proper jacksVery safe (by far)…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 