Uncategorized – Page 203 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Table Sir?

Table for two sir?There’s one over here…. It seems there’s a problem? Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Renovating

We’re renovatingKnocking holesFinal goalFilling holes Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Lord BaconWe bow toA pig not a Cow to We’re next to the adult shop…….. About the United Church of Bacon We worship Bacon! Cth real members from all walks of life and even all religions. Bacon is our symbol of worship because it is representative of things that we love and that we canContinue reading “Come Worship”

How I’m Dealing With Terminal Cancer

This is not about me but about a lawyer in Adelaide I’m diagnosed with cancerNo chance, I’m doomed to dieI have two choices facing meYou ask which two? why? If all I think is about this dayThis ugly day I end‘Twill ruin every day betweenBetween my now and then Prominent Adelaide lawyer and judge MarkContinue reading “How I’m Dealing With Terminal Cancer”

What is the Like-Minders Society?

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. LMS operate a Disney-like Theme Park of offbeat poetry and funIt visits a varietyContinue reading “What is the Like-Minders Society?”

Just Because I Like It

Kangaroo Boot Camp Orstralia

To keep themselves in top formOur kangas daily trainAttending local boot campsTaking lotsa pain Did that myself as a young thingJust give me an easy life and a beer…… My drinking buddy Skip Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Who Watches the Watchmen?

Who watches the watchmenWhile the watchmen are watching watch? Centuries Ago Juvenal asked his readerIn Satires book he wroteWho does watch the watchmanWhile watchmen watching watch? Adelaide 2022 Investigating watchmenBreached international law$20,000 dollars cost usWatchmen watched no more Juvenal’s question may be centuries old, but given recent events, it’s no less pertinent in Adelaide todayContinue reading “Who Watches the Watchmen?”

Staff Needed

Having some troubleGetting staff for the storeEmployed a new managerTo bring in some more You guessed it….Stan He also just showed up…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

“From Where I’m Standing….

…..I can’t even see the box” Self-appointed founder FCS 2020Like-Minders Society 2019New-Age Poets Society 2020 What is the Like Minders Society? What is the New-Age Poets Society? He’s showing off….. (My drinking buddy Skip) Hop on board the FCS fun bus folks. Good times ahead Sheryl said I could use her for our FCS themeContinue reading ““From Where I’m Standing….”