dogs – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

I Need My Fix Of Valium

Dogs are into woofing downAnti-anxiety dopeOwners now gone back to workAlone now, just can’t cope Animal behaviorist Dr Kate Mornement“I’ve noticed a huge increase in dogs thatare experiencing separation anxiety due to CovidThere is a big increase in scripts for Prozak and Valium” I’m hooked on valium…… I’m into prozak…. woof…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Christopher Morley

“No-one appreciates the very special geniusof your conversation as the dog does” Christopher MorleyUS author

Ralph Helps in the Kitchen

Ralph is FCS resident dog Show the reader what RalphWe do when finished dinWhere the dirty dishes goWhere we put them in…. Good dog…… Woof…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Stan’s Photographic Service

Easter time has come aroundStan’s into taking picsHis customers will office-comeTo make their photo pick…. Call Stan for your next doggie shoot…… Don MatthewsJune 2021

Pistol and Boo Fly Downunder 2015

Johnny and Amber flew DownunderSmuggling in Pistol and BooWe don’t need permission to bring themWhich everyone else has to do Don’t you mind the mean quarantine man Boo’sy, daddy will sort it out….. woof Agriculture Minister gave the couple an ultimatum: get rid of the dogs or authorities would euthanise them within 50 hours. “It’sContinue reading “Pistol and Boo Fly Downunder 2015”