FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I wanna give you big kissYou women, also guysTo prove that I’m back healthy, fitNo way I’m gonna die Or be unfit to rule next 4 years…. No longer I’m infectious(Despite my voice be hoarse)I’m like a lion, damn powerfulAnd not a lame old horse LikeContinue reading ““I Wanna Give you a Big Kiss””
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
The Data Centre of 2050
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The data centre of the futureIs run 24/7 by just A man and his dog The man is there to feed the dog The dog is thereTo stop the man touching the computer Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Pirouetting Priscilla (showing off actually)
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’ve just begun my lessons atThe Dancing CatteryPerfect pirouettingI’m demonstrating, see? She fell in a heap after picLotta effort for Prissy….. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Poet Don Gives an Important Warning
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Warning Going to sleep on Sundaywill cause Monday Thankyou. Hadn’t thought of that…. You’re welcome…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
The Bees Knees of Fashion
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The model wore a beekeeping outfitWhy you ask? Why? well becauseFrench fashion designer Kenzo TakadaDesired to give onlookers a buzz The onlookers had to hide in the bushesUnder brollies (keeping virus away)While sipping on champagne an caviarThey all had a buzzing good day French designer FelipeContinue reading “The Bees Knees of Fashion”
Oh Great One We Worship You
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Down we bow before youUpon our bended kneeImmune you are (by your decree)Immortal now (by we) Oh hail triumphant LeaderWe you now deifyA Constantine the Great you areYou’ll live on, never die We’ll knock down our Mt RushmoreReplace it with just youWe’ll rival Egypt’s ValleyContinue reading “Oh Great One We Worship You”
Coco Chanel
There are people who have moneyand people who are rich Coco Chanel
The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Stand-in Poet, Don
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. ThisContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Stand-in Poet, Don”
The Like-Minders Society Presents Guest Poet Christopher Pike and ‘Turtle’ OK
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. Welcome to the LMS POETS IN ACTION SITE Today we are privileged to haveContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society Presents Guest Poet Christopher Pike and ‘Turtle’ OK”
Instructions Not in Cat. Causing Priscilla Problems
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m having bit of troubleHow to get my foodInstructions they were not in catWhich was for me not good Don MatthewsOctober 2020