I’m taking boxing lessonsPractice left, then rightSharpen up my techniquesFor a pussy fight You couldn’t hurt a fly…. meow…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
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Who Put That There Son?
One rule of safety, always, sonPeel eyes so you don’t hitObstacles in front of youWho put that there son?….shit! Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Priscilla Loves This Game
These worms they keep on popping upPopping up at meIs it head and tail of one?Or heads and tails of three? Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Poet Don Reporting on the Morton Toe
Surgeon Dudley MortonNamed a toe on footIf second longer than big toeOn this his name he put Good to know…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is FCS news reporter Reporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the Team Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Remembering Dr John
Dr John, born Malcolm John Rebennack, was an American pianist, singer and songwriter. He died on 6 June 2019 from a heart attack, age 71 Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Crane
We seem to have a problemNeed to think againSomeone’s made a right fuck-upPerhaps a larger crane?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Priscilla’s Getting Frustrated
I’m getting real frustratedSee it in my eyes?This mouse just keeps on disappearingCan someone please advise? Don MatthewsDecember 2020
What Is Going on Here?
What is going on here?Your guess is good as mineAll that I can ascertain’sNot everything is fine Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flashback – Rumpelstilz ‘Teddy Bear’. – for the Kiddies Watching
Rumelstilz is German band formed in 1971. This one was specially chosen by my drinking buddy Skip. Lyrics for the adults and kiddies at end. Catchy tune, but why are they in dresses? I’m lost….maybe some of the kiddies can help I sit in my room and almost always thank you nume no a Di.SitdämContinue reading “Flashback – Rumpelstilz ‘Teddy Bear’. – for the Kiddies Watching”
Remembering Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim, born Herbert Butros Khaury, was an American singer/ukulele player. After having a heart attack while performing he was warned not to perform again. He ignored the warning and died of another heart attack during a performance on 30 November 1996, age 64 Lyrics at end Tiptoe through the windowBy the window, that isContinue reading “Remembering Tiny Tim”