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Stan and Perc Working Together

Bend down, I need a table PercTo cut this for a doorDon’t worry mate I’ve done thisMany times before…….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Johnny

We hired a car to JohnnyCops returned the carSeems Johnny had some problemsJohnny with the car….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

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FCS Daily Music Video – ‘We Got a Good Thing Going’ Will Sexton and Lou Ann Barton

Earlier post covered by The Rolling Stones Lyrics below No matter how much she wants meI’m not going nowhereI’m gonna stick right here, babeYou know how much I care So don’t worry ’bout me baby‘Cause I’m right here at homeOh baby, oh baby, we got a good thing goin’ You may talk all about meAndContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘We Got a Good Thing Going’ Will Sexton and Lou Ann Barton”

Bumper Sticker

I have myself a flash Porsche(As well as a flash truck)Have on the bumper bar of Porsche‘Poverty it sucks’ Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Lightening Strike

I don’t like using this expletive but rhyme made me do it Was sitting in my carA bolt of lightening struckThe car ended up bit worse for wearShit I said, (and fuck)……. The tyres prevent earthing and electrocution. The steel frame acts as a Faraday cage spreading the electricity around it. I’m not sure ifContinue reading “Lightening Strike”

Go Girl – For When the Need Arises

Ladies no longer need sittingOr when in the bush needing squatJust bring out your trusty pink FUDAnd show (like a man) what you’ve got No sitting on more dirty toiletsNo queuing to get in a stallJust whip out your trusty pink FUDFind tree and just let nature call Although my verse here might sound flippantFUDsContinue reading “Go Girl – For When the Need Arises”

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