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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Fred came to us not happyFeeling gutted, downSomeone nicked, dunno he saidNicked his cap and gown Production Notes Perc tried to brighten Fred up but to no avail Post Production Notes Police were able to locate the cap and gown andhave been returned to himContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”

Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school Rodney Stewart, flying plane(Drinking orange juice)Had to land. emergencyEngine sucked up goose Poor goose….. Extracted and rushed to hospital…… Coming on well from all reports….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart”

Why Write F**k When Everyone Reads it as Fuck ?

Why do dome people write sh–holeWhen everyone reads it as shitWhy bother omitting two lettersWhy bother omitting the ‘it’? Why do some people write f—kWhen everyone reads it as fuckWhy bother omitting three lettersWhy not simply write it as fuck? Why do some people write c–tWhen everyone reads it as centWhy bother omitting two lettersToContinue reading “Why Write F**k When Everyone Reads it as Fuck ?”

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Play That Funky Music’ Prince

Prince Rogers Nelson (June 7, 1958 – April 21, 2016) was an American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, record producer, dancer, actor, and director. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest musicians of his generation. Considered a guitar virtuoso, he was well known for his eclectic work across multiple genres, flamboyant and androgynous persona, and wide vocal range which included aContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Play That Funky Music’ Prince”