Don MatthewsJune 2021
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FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Spooky’ Brooklyn Rhythm & Blues Band
In the cool of the eveningWhen everything is gettin kind of groovyYou call me up and ask meWould I like to go with you and see a movieFirst I say no, I’ve got some plans for the nightAnd then I stop, and say, all rightLove is kinda crazy with a spooky little boy like youContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Spooky’ Brooklyn Rhythm & Blues Band”
Stan and Perc at Work
OK Stan just tip itTip it next to meNo probs, I’ll hear it comingDon’t worry you can’t see…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
I’m Gonna Break This Brickwork
I’m gonna break this brickwork withMy favourite go-tool toolUse fiercest concentration(Safety is my rule)….. One dedicated worker…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Spencer Silver
He looked for several years for a practical usefor the adhesive calling it a “solution waiting for a problem to solve” In the late 1960’s 3M inventor Spencer Silvertried to develop a superglue when he instead createdthe adhesive that would later come to be used for Post-it Notes
Covid Test
This Covid test’s a buggerMust have it I supposeIt’s such a bloody nuisanceIt just gets up my nose Don MatthewsJune 2021
NASA Loses a Satellite
Year: 1999Location: Outer SpaceCompany: NASAEstimated Damage Value: $125 million* Imagine pouring years into a piece of complex machinery, only for it to finally make it into space, then disintegrate into nothing. NASA was devastated when they invested $125 million on the Mars Climate Orbiter in the 1990s only to see it burn up. The worst part? ItContinue reading “NASA Loses a Satellite”
Light Switch (Stan installed)
I am an aged care residentGone dark, needs turn on lightShit! what’s that loud whoop whooping sound?I just switched on a light?…. Manager John – I think we need to call installer Stan back……. I nearly had a heart attack John…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Why Is Man So Stupid?
Why is man so stupid?Why is man so dumb?Disappointed, angry makes meTo such depths succumb…. Why is man so stupid?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
If you aim at nothingyou’ll be sure to hit it