My dearest I do love youFairy though you beIn this glistening glade we kissKisseth you and me…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
What the Heck Is This?
Some would say gosh what the heckWhat the heck is this?Tap and basin and urinalWaiting for a piss?…. I think the idea makes senseHave a piss, wash your handsWater flushes urinal Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan the Brickie Cum Toilet Installer
Stan put in the brick wall(He’s always there on call)So impressed we called him backTo toilet-match the wall….. We seem to have a leak somewhere Stan?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Shaun
What did Shaun sayafter being shorn ?…… Thankyou…… To which the shearer replied…… You’re welcome…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan builds a Fire Escape
I’ve built a lot of fire escapesOrders just don’t stopSolved a really tricky oneHow to get up top…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Oye Como Va’ Santana
Santana is an American rock band formed in San Francisco in 1966 by Mexican-American guitarist and songwriter Carlos Santana. Lyrics below Oye Como Va Lyrics in Spanish – Santana Rrr, sabor! Oye como va mi ritmoBueno pa’ gozar, mulataOye como va mi ritmoBueno pa’ gozar mulata Oye como va mi ritmoBueno pa’ gozar, mulataOye como va mi ritmoBueno pa’ gozar mulata Oye ComoContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Oye Como Va’ Santana”
A Perfect Fit
Rhyme you say so much to meYou crack me up with mirthYou help me look inside myselfAnd see what is of worth At times you do frustrate meCan’t make your lines go rhymeI guess I can’t expect them toGo balance every time I’ll bend you and do what I needTo make you say my bitYouContinue reading “A Perfect Fit”
My Partner Couldn’t Make It
My partner couldn’t make itHe had to work todayBut did manage to Zoom inWhat more can I say?…. I thought of you dear….on our special day Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
If the writing’s on the wall – you shouldn’t have given your childcrayons in the first place
Wedding Day
We wanted something differentFor our wedding dayNot the usual church-like thingSomething bright and gay…. We asked for an aisle 3 weddingWedding gifts were selected from the shelves . How practical…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 