Dad I need the toiletDon’t wanna do a pissWhich door do we go throughThat door, or is it this?…. After you miss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
FCS Daily Music Video – Soul Train ‘Standing on the Top’ Temptations
Soul Train is an American music-dance television program which aired from October 2, 1971, to March 27, 2006. In its 35-year history, the show primarily featured performances by R&B, soul, dance/pop, and hip hop artists, although funk, jazz, disco, and gospel artists also appeared. The series was created by Don Cornelius, who also served as its firstContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – Soul Train ‘Standing on the Top’ Temptations”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘You and Me’ Rundfunk-Tanzorchester Ehrenfeld
This is an eclectic orchestra from Cologne, Germany Lyrics below Gonna be you and me Gonna be everything you, you’ve ever dreamed Gonna be who and me Gonna be everything Gonna be you and me Gonna be everything you, you’ve ever dreamed Gonna be who and me Gonna be everything Eh, eh, eh Be, eh,Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘You and Me’ Rundfunk-Tanzorchester Ehrenfeld”
Seat Belt
Do you think this will dearWork in stopping usIf we have an accidentRun into a bus?…. I’m sure it will work dear……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Toy Gun
Just bought meself a toy gunGotta try it outYep it works a doozyGot a bit of clout…. Cowboys and Indians with the boys. Kaboom…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
We are a Happy Couple
We are a happy coupleWe love our pussy catAlso the one stretched out on wallNo longer on his mat…. BTW This is not Priscilla…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Going to work naked diverts attention from the factthat you also came to work drunk
Press Like – Baa by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa Preamble I think some people have a sheep mentality and will press ‘like’ for anything regardless of it being good or bad.? To show support for the writer. Why do you always press like?….. Becos……. Because why?…….. Becos? he writes good…..Doesn’t he?……. Press Like….Baa baaa…..press like…..press…
Kickin’ Jeans
These jeans are made for kickin’And that’s just what they’ll doOne of the days these days these jeans are gonnaKick shit outa you I’m deteriorating. Sorry. Nancy’s fault… What every ball-kicking guy needs….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Sideshow Kate
I do enjoy the sideshowsThis one here looks greatFlexing muscles one, two, threeFlexing-muscle Kate…. Jeez Kate…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021