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Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish

When Nemo (now a goldfish)Comes down with stuffed-up noseHis sex interest just closes downHow ’bout that? There ya go’s Good to know…… Thankyou…….. PD wishes to advise he has not made this report upReproduction by the male goldfish depends on a clear olefactory canalHe would have provided a link to verify his report but saysContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish”

Macabre or Not?

Instead of cremating your pets when they dieThere now is a way you can keepThem in suspended animationSuspended forever asleep The technique. freeze drying, is expensive – up to $5000 for a large dog.Only one person in Australia is set up to do it. An elaborate process of freezing the animal then vacuum drying forContinue reading “Macabre or Not?”

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Sister Christian’ (New Ranger) Band Geek

Lyrics below Sister ChristianOh, the time has comeAnd you know that you’re the only oneTo say, okayWhere you goingWhat you looking forYou know those boysDon’t want to play no more with youIt’s true You’re motoringWhat’s your price for flightIn finding mister rightYou’ll be alright tonight Babe, you knowYou’re growing up so fastAnd mama’s worryingThat youContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Sister Christian’ (New Ranger) Band Geek”