Eight thousand seven hundred Minutes (you – so what?) There are in one four five hours What a lot of twat Thankyou…. I just like playing round with wordsAnd having fun
Tag Archives: nonsense poetry
New Listerine for Difficult Throats
If your throat is clogged up With junk that’s hard to clean You need the latest product Chunky Listerine Don MatthewsJuly 2020
We Are a Happy Family
I write about Priscilla Poet Don, you too We are a happy family Cock a doodle doo I write about our rooster A manic one at that We are a happy family And dat my friend is dat You may think I am silly I might have lost the plot We are a happy familyContinue reading “We Are a Happy Family”
Very Nice Priscilla
Priscilla our cat went exploring In a glass vase, what the heck Smashed it on floor into pieces Decorated herself round her neck Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Roy’s Leg
Girls if you’re missing a man in your life Someone to share scrambled egg Don’t fret you can buy one on Amazon A piece of one, yes, it’s a leg Designed as an adult collectable The leg (labelled) is not a toy As bonus you get the foot thrown in I’m told it’s from someoneContinue reading “Roy’s Leg”
Ben and Jerry’s New Icecream Flavour
Ben and Jerry’s Icecream Great new flavour yum Orange juice with toothpaste chunks Minty fresh (ho hum) Brush your teeth with icecream Thankyou Jerry Ben No more toothbrush silly stuff Icecream them, amen Don MatthewsJuly 2020
I Have an Addled Brain
I am a flippant poet Engaged in flippancy Not always do I follow Rules of diplomacy Refusing of correctness Political that is I’ll do my thing regardless ‘Cause that’s the way I is OK I may get addled And have a brain that’s shot I can’t complain about it It’s what God had, I gotContinue reading “I Have an Addled Brain”
Poet Don Q&A re his Botted Chair
Poet Don enlighten us Re your botted chair In which you rest your weary bot Of cheeks which you have pair? Yes my flock, I, like you, have two…. But what of your chair?…. It accommodates both…. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the illustrious Poets Society ReportingContinue reading “Poet Don Q&A re his Botted Chair”
Obed the Multilingual Cat
There once was a cat called Obed A female cat (therefore a her) She had something special about her In all seven languages could purr Including ancient Hebrew…. You don’t believe me do you?…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020 American author Jack Cady (1932-2004) in his 1994 novel The Off Season , Obed, a dancing cat couldContinue reading “Obed the Multilingual Cat”
Poet Don on Invite an Alien to Live with you Day. 21 July
Today my flock we celebrate Inviting friend aliens come stay To share our bed, breakfast and table To beam themselves down here to stay Beam on down ET…bed waiting… (Johnny, our youngest flock member….) He’s lost my address Poet Don?…. Oh dear…. We believe this could be ET looking for Johnny’s house…..
