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Mona on the Wall

We love the Mona LisaHer gentle subtle smileWe added touch of eleganceWith a longish pile….. To match our carpet…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 25, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:carpet, humour, mona lisa, poetry8 Comments on Mona on the Wall

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If at first you do succeed,try something harder

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 25, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:failure, quote, success1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Big Mac Showed Me Their Appreciation. Thankyou Big Mac

I worked for Big Mac ten long yearsMade a lot of bunsRewarded me when I retiredWith party (lots of fun)…. I wear it at annual Big Mac Celebration Marches……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 25, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:big mac, humour, medal, poetry3 Comments on Big Mac Showed Me Their Appreciation. Thankyou Big Mac

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Bottom of the Bottle’ Shawn Jones, Studio Live Session

Shawn Jones (born 1976 in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma), is an American singer-songwriter Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 25, 2021Posted inDaily music video, UncategorizedTags:bottom of the bottom, shawn jonesLeave a comment on FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Bottom of the Bottle’ Shawn Jones, Studio Live Session

Deck

We have a wide expansive deckOn which to lounge and playHanging baskets decorateOur great wide deck all day…. We have a long expansive clothesline too…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:clothesline, hanging plants, humour, outdoor deck, poetry3 Comments on Deck

SaSa LeLe

I like sasa leleI buy it every dayTastes delicious yummyWhat more can I say? I like sasa lele…yum Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:humour, poetry4 Comments on SaSa LeLe

Pizza

The packet says it’s lovelyFull of nice supremeGotta get one, have a feedHey? not quite as it seems?…. Buggers…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:false advertising, humour, pizza, poetry1 Comment on Pizza

Stan Labels the Sugar

I did a lot of researchTo what this really wasWrote it on the labelWrote it just becos…. Best I could do. Sorry…. Buy only the best, buy NATURAL ……… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:humour, packaging, poetry, stan6 Comments on Stan Labels the Sugar

Billy and the Tooth Fairy

I lost a toof a year agoThe Fairy of the ToofsCame and left a dollarThrough my bedroom roof I put it out again this yearand she didn’t come mummy?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, tooth fairy6 Comments on Billy and the Tooth Fairy

Jerry Seinfield

“A bookstore is only one of the pieces of evidence we havethat people are still thinking” Jerry SeinfeldUS comedian

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:bookstore, jerry seinfeld, quote, thinking'2 Comments on Jerry Seinfield

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