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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Handbook
Write something incorporating the word ‘handbook’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO HANDBOOK To guide our favourite hussiesA handbook I have writMust be on street at 2amPiping hussy-fit You know how Trixx keeps complaining about her spikes Fan?…… It’s in theContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Handbook”
Tallulah Bankhead
“If I have to live my life again,I’d make the same mistakes,only sooner” Tallulah BankheadUS actor
Orangutan Online Dating Service
Netherlands zoo encourages orangutans to choose online dating partners You look sexy LolaWill you with me bed?Zoo will fund our fun timeWe can bed then wed…. Quick, fly Ollie down while he’s still hot…… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-400719/Dutch-zoo-introduces-online-dating-lovelorn-orangutans.html Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Troubles Architect
The architect designed for meA house up in the trees, butI struggle getting up thereWith bags of groceries…. Done. Next challenge?…… Where’s the lift?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Mafia Boss Holds Ace of Spades
Image may shock I was a mafia bossAnd held the Ace of SpadesBut someone didn’t give a tossA bullet I was paid…. Brooklyn restaurant floor, Mafia boss Joe Masseria, 1931 Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Coming Back to Life’ (Pink Floyd) Brit Floyd
Brit Floyd is a Pink Floydtribute band formed in 2011 in Liverpool, United Kingdom.[1] Their live shows attempt to emulate and recreate the sound and soundscape of Pink Floyd‘s live shows. Damian Darlington formed the band after playing with The Australian Pink Floyd Show for 17 years Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Variation
Write something incorporating the word ‘variation’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO VARIATION A great variationI see in protrusionsWhich makes viewing interestingWhich is my conclusion Gravestones…… What?…… DM
Seneca
“The greatest remedy for anger is delay” SenecaRoman philosopher
Stan Installs Urinals
I put in some new urinalsJust the other dayAlso one for those who like toPiss the other way…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 