donmatthewspoetry

Stan Picks Up His Car on the 23rd

Got a letter telling meConstruction (when begins)23rd of June it saidGotta get car, go in…. 23rd was yesterday mate…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Mrs Frampton

Mrs Frampton sits(Victorian lady fair)Looking in the mirrorCombing lengthy hair…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – R2-D2

Most children exposed to fame end up like this. Sympathies to R2D2 from FCS

Ralph Helps in the Kitchen

Ralph is FCS resident dog Show the reader what RalphWe do when finished dinWhere the dirty dishes goWhere we put them in…. Good dog…… Woof…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

FCS Daily Music Video – Beverly “Guitar” Watkins

Beverly “Guitar” Watkins (April 6, 1939 – October 1, 2019) was an American blues guitarist. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Praise to my Friend Vladamir

All praise to my friend VladamirHe knows just what to doA genius politicianGenius through and through Trump for president…… Yay!…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Warming Up My Genitals

In winter when they hang downThey sort’ve get bit chillyI’ve found this way for me works wellBut some say it’s bit silly…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Nooky

Exotic dancer yes I amBut judge just have a lookyMy underwear is just too bigTo show my little nooky…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Audi

Just nicked this real nice AudiWill paint a good disguiseThere that should the trick nowNo-one will ever know…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – whale skeleton

Whale skeleton in hot dunes, Egypt