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Bedfellows

My husband is a bastardI’ve kicked him out of bedNew bedfellows I’ve taken inMuch nicer they instead…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 6, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Bedfellows

Right Vehicle

We couldn’t get the rightVehicle for our dadSo had to compromise and takeWhatever one they had…. We’re sure he would be happy. Ex army sergeant he was…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 6, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:army tank, coffin, humour, poetry2 Comments on Right Vehicle

Wallet

Went to buy a walletGenuine leather oneFound just what I wantedPurchased, dusted, done…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

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From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (self-drive cars)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 6, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:heart attack, self-drive cars2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (self-drive cars)

New Tyre Trial

I’m trying out a new tyreA tyre no-one’s yet seenBased on threaded overlapColour black (not green)…. (Ecological green (based on grass) still in experimental stage) Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 6, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car tyre, humour, poetry2 Comments on New Tyre Trial

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Fast as You’ Keith Urban and Brothers Osborne

Don MatthewsApril 2022

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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Never in the history of human endeavorhas the people of any country voted to go to war.Be they liberal democracies, dictatorshipor communist states, people everywhere want to livein peace and prosperity.Not die for political ideology

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 5, 2022Posted inQuotesTags:war2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (baby deliverer)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 5, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:baby delivery5 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (baby deliverer)

Priscilla Dines Alfresco

Priscilla is FCS resident cat Cilla came alfresco-ingWith a friend and meI told her to behave herselfShe did (scroll down and see)…. Shit Priscilla…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 5, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Priscilla Dines Alfresco

Macrame Club

I have the local ‘crameClub around each weekThey’ve done my toilet seat (how nice?)Moved on to something else…. I’m the pride of the 4WD Club…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 5, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:4WD, humour, macrame, poetry5 Comments on Macrame Club

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