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Poet Don Reporting from Autoland

Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and little interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Poet Don (from Autoland) You can’t repair your brake? Forget the brake, refocus and Your horn just louder make

Fashion, Comfort and Cash

I gotta wear the latest Latest coolest jeans Branded JohnnyJumpup 300 and 15 I traveled all the op shops Found a pair of jeans Brand was gone, all faded 10 dollars and 15 So which of these two buyers Fashionwise, is cool? The three fifteen or two five one? What is the guiding rule? WearContinue reading “Fashion, Comfort and Cash”

Poet Don Reporting on a Strange Ancient Egyptian Practice

Poet Don is FCS news reporter reporting on all things of interest and little interest. He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Egyptians (those in ancient times) Did things rather weird On chins of cows they went and hung Metal fake mesh beards Good to know…. Thankyou….

Vranyo. A Russian Word. Untranslatable

Vranyo I am lying to you You know I am lying to you I know you know but I don’t care There’s nothing you can do about it My statement you won’t challenge Because of the power I wield I am pretending to tell the truth And you are pretending to believe me Vranyo DonContinue reading “Vranyo. A Russian Word. Untranslatable”

Poet Don Reporting on the Little-Known Origin of Bubble Wrap

Poet Don is FCS news reporter reporting on all things of interest and little interest. He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Bubble wrap was not first made To protect things at all But decorating vertically as Wallpaper on the wall Soundproofing?….

Poet Don on Poet Don

He writes a lot of twaddle He writes a lot of twat He’s giving what God gave him He’s giving what he’s got PDSeptember 2020 Poet Don is a simple characterexpressing the simple things of life As news anchor for Flippant, Comic and Serious he reports on things of interest and little interest His otherContinue reading “Poet Don on Poet Don”

Is That The Problem?

Are you not happy round my dog? Is that the problem, is it? I’m happy to lock you in another room When you come round and visit Don Matthews September 2018

Poet Don Reporting on Anthology

Poet Don reporting On anthology It is the study of our friend Our friend the ant, you see? Oh yes?…I do see… Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and no interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team

What’s Going On?

I do love my computer Computer I love thee I ask you nice please do this task Shit, watcha done to me? Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsSeptember 2020

Sex, Alcohol and Sugar

I seem to spend my life In giving up of things Things I like, look forward to Ring-a-ding-a-ding I’m told such things are bad for me That I should wave goodbye To smoking, sugar, alcohol Give up, lie back, and sigh Funny? but there’s just one thing I don’t give up (one thing) That’s sex,Continue reading “Sex, Alcohol and Sugar”