Me at 0.05 showing my expertise at the height of the craze You think the craze has come and gone? Think again. Jon Coyne aka Hoopsmiles has just the workout for your flabby muscles…. So go buy yourself a pumpkin and start twirling…..
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Poet Don Talks to his Flock about Spilt Milk
My flock, do not cry over Spilt milk (if on the floor) It only helps to add to mess Mess you had before (blank looks all round….)
Poet Don Q&A on Stupid
Someone called me, Poet Don Something they called ‘stupid’ I had to go and look it up Am I?….. No my son. You knew how to look it up I feel much better now….thankyou You’re welcome…. FCS’s Q&A sessions with Poet Don answer many questions on people’s minds We are very fortunate to have himContinue reading “Poet Don Q&A on Stupid”
I Have a Problem. Any Suggestions?
Over recent weeks my views/likes have plummeted I don’t know why or how to fix it? Any suggestions? Don
Poet Don Explains Holy Moly to the Class
When I was just a boy at school To show my great surprise I called out ‘holy moly’ And opened wide my eyes (blank looks all round….)(I should be in adult education….) Poet Don runs the FCS Children’s Education UnitHe is devoted to giving them a solid grounding in their future journey in lifeThe kiddiesContinue reading “Poet Don Explains Holy Moly to the Class”
John Travolta Comes to Town
John Travolta has just been to our town Multimillionaire, Scientologist, movie star He loves it and wants to come back here Travel round in his limousine car An autograph? Yes, but will cost you Dollars 200 (quick scrawl) It took him just only few seconds You look what you got. Is that all? You wantContinue reading “John Travolta Comes to Town”
My Microwave’s Rebelling
My microwave’s rebelling Will not do what I say It’s rising up against me I am in charge. OBEY! Maybe it’s telling me it’s junk food…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don reporting on Pie Rates
In Jamaica a slice of pie costs Three dollars and fifty cents While in the adjacent Bahamas It’s five dollars and fifty cents Such are the pie rates of the Caribbean Poet Don is news reporter for FCSReporting on all things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team
Poet Don on the Invention of High Heels
Here is some news to surprise you High heels were not invented for girls Instead they were invented for the opposite sex Then girls thought the’d give them a whirl Poet Don is FCS news anchorHe reports on all things of interest and little interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team
Priscilla Cat Defies Gravity
Priscilla likes to levitate Three feet off the floor Silently and placidly By the kitchen door Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 