August 2021 – Page 19 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Harry the Taxi Horse

I am a horse (called Harry)Taxi work I doCarry all sorts on my backCock-a-doodle-doo Rooster at top provided cock-a-doodle-doo…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

I’m Not a High-Class Poet

I’m not a high-class poetDon’t even strive for suchI’m satisfied with what I’ve gotThankyou very much Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school Rodney Stewart, flying plane(Drinking orange juice)Had to land. emergencyEngine sucked up goose Poor goose….. Extracted and rushed to hospital…… Coming on well from all reports….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart”

Why Write F**k When Everyone Reads it as Fuck ?

Why do dome people write sh–holeWhen everyone reads it as shitWhy bother omitting two lettersWhy bother omitting the ‘it’? Why do some people write f—kWhen everyone reads it as fuckWhy bother omitting three lettersWhy not simply write it as fuck? Why do some people write c–tWhen everyone reads it as centWhy bother omitting two lettersToContinue reading “Why Write F**k When Everyone Reads it as Fuck ?”

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Play That Funky Music’ Prince

Prince Rogers Nelson (June 7, 1958 – April 21, 2016) was an American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, record producer, dancer, actor, and director. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest musicians of his generation. Considered a guitar virtuoso, he was well known for his eclectic work across multiple genres, flamboyant and androgynous persona, and wide vocal range which included aContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Play That Funky Music’ Prince”

Don’t Listen to Him

I’m not a top-rate poetNot in the upper classI’m just a normal AussieSometimes a pain in arse Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Solved It

I’d like to get a backhoeI’d like to get a carBut both are too expensiveSolved it – there you are…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

I Think This is Rather Clever of Me

Some times you can’t afford thingsAnd have to look aroundFor something else to do the jobI got it – this I found…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

G’Day Jack Here

G’day Jack here, the scientistWith my favourite toyDemonstration just for youMy very pride and joy Haha…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Cantigas (a clown) popped inAll way from BrazilCan you make a cover please Yes we said we will Production Notes Having passed Brazilian for Dummies Perc was a godsendDepite Cantiga’s effort the boy remained terrified Post Production Notes Cantigas obliged us with a performance. HowContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”