You do have tiny bathroomNo worries, I can seeJust the spot to put it inFor you to have a pee We love it Stan. We can blow kisses while in the bath…. Stan is a registered plumber and a fully paid-up Union member. Call Stan for your next job Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Monthly Archives: November 2020
Can’t Work Out Why?
I don’t know why securityFollows me around?Thought long and hard for answer butNo answer have I found Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Everyone Is Mortal RIP Prince
American singer/songwriter Prince Rogers Nelson died on 21 April 2016 from an accidental fentanyl overdose, aged 57 Everyone is mortalEveryone will diePrince Rogers Nelson passed awayMany said goodbye Reader you are mortalReader you will dieEven I as poetSome day I will die Don MatthewsOctober 2020 Videos show two sides of Prince Fentanyl is 50-100 timesContinue reading “Everyone Is Mortal RIP Prince”
Stepladder
Why do I have a stepladder? Because when I was a kid My real one went and left me Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Why Can’t The Go the Whole Hog?
Why can’t they go the whole hog?Make how it s’pposed to beInstead of all this silly stuffIt don’t make sense to me Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Priscilla Went and Tripped me Up
Priscilla went and tripped me upFood all over floorSaid she was still hungryWanted food, some more Didn’t like it. Spat it out Little shit…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Playground for the Mind of matthews don
I have cast my mind in the leading role, hence capital MindMyself I’ve cast in a minor role, hence lowercase matthews don It has a new-built playgroundThe Mind of matthews donFlippant, Comic, SeriousFor which to play in/on Playground builder WordPressHas thought of everythingFrom swings to see-saws, roundaboutsAnd even things called ping Backs What will thisContinue reading “Playground for the Mind of matthews don”
The Australian Lyrebird
The lyrebird is AustralianIts call it imitatesAlmost any sound it hearsSound it duplicates Don MatthewsNovember 2020
In Pink and on Leash
Look at both these imagesTell me what you think?Happy children on a leashAs is Bris in pink Don MatthewsNovember 2020
One Good Thing Has Come Out Of Covid
There has been one good outcome(Covid you’re the best)You’ve killed the Yorkshire RipperIn hell he’s now a guest A five-year reign of terrorFrom 1975Thirteen women murderedYou killed them whilst alive At 74 now Covid-deadNot a tear was shedYour death was just as pitiful asThe vile life you have led Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 