Why won’t the water come on out?I’m turning tap so shouldIt just keeps spinning round and roundThis tap is shit, no good Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Tag Archives: poetry
Sigh
My poetry is differentDifferent from the restWill it stand the timeWill it stand the test? Dunno?…. My poetry’s not differentThe same as all the restDon’t wanna get out comfort zoneJust wanna stand time, test Sigh…. “As long as we allow convention to govern us we will never make progress” (DM) Don MatthewsDecember 2020
My New Bikini
I bought this new bikiniType come-on/stay-awayA happy little minion-kiniWhat more can I say? hey hey hey?… Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Humour Don’t Sell Papers
I’ve just read today’s paper It’s full of doom and gloom Murders, killing, destruction, death Children being groomed Headlines blare out constantly SEX FIEND IS EXPOSED There’s so much negativity (The paper I have closed) Why can’t I read, enjoy myself With lots of humour, rife? Instead of being subjected to This gutter side ofContinue reading “Humour Don’t Sell Papers”
Poet Don Reporting on a Little-Known Norwegian Village
Norway has a village Hell is called it’s name Every year it freezes over Each year (just the same) Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and little interest
His Name was Mr Marshall
There are many unusual first names todayFor a split second I got caught out when paying for petrol His name was Mr Marshall Or so his nametag said His Christian name was Covid I think I got misled Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
The Meg-a-Mansion
They’ve both just bought a mansion Splashed out twenty mill Theatre, resort-size swimming pool Sixteen bathrooms as well Which makes things nice, convenient No more they’ll have to wait At the shower entrance For other to vacate It also has a tennis court When naught they have to do With gin and tonics served byContinue reading “The Meg-a-Mansion”
I am an Age-Old Newbie
I am an age-old newbie I write amusement, fun Don’t dare come near me doom and gloom You getting cranky hun? What? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
America Prevents a Second Wave of Coronavirus
America’s prevented a second Wave of corona from showing They’ve achieved this quite easy and simply By keeping the first one still going Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don and his Botted Chair
I’m sitting in the cafe My favourite chair’s been got The curvature I put it in Don’t suit the gotter’s bot Sorry to hear your chair’s been taken…. Thankyou….. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the esteemed Poets Society
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 