Surgeon Dudley MortonNamed a toe on footIf second longer than big toeOn this his name he put Good to know…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is FCS news reporter Reporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the Team Don MatthewsDecember 2020
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Priscilla Plays Hide and Seek
I like to play with masterGame of hide and seekI’m hiding good and proper nowCome and find me…… Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category ‘Priscilla the cat’ for more adventures of Priscilla)
Tinkerbell
Bought a present (Tinkerbell)For my daughter dearExamined it for damaged partsWhatever’s this hole here? It’s for enemas daddy. I want to be a nurse…. Should you have an aspiring nurse in your family they can be ordered online from the China Tinkerbell Factory. Make sure to specify the one with a hole (Cat. No. T2741HO).Continue reading “Tinkerbell”
Priscilla Chases Possums
I had myself a lovely nightChasing here and therePossums, when BANG, suddenlyI ended up in here? Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category ‘Priscilla the cat’ for further adventures of Priscilla)
The Handle Looked Cool But….
It looked a cool inventionThis handle on a mugUntil I went to drink from it….. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGN FAILS for further fails)
Priscilla Misinterprets Her Food
I wonder what this thing is here?Let’s have a chomp, find outShit, it’s not a mouse at allA mouse it ain’t about Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category ‘Priscilla the cat’ for more adventures of Priscilla)
Stan Attends Another Plumbing Emergency
You have a problem madam?Your sink/drain not in line?There now, I’ve just fixed itA specialty of mine Oh thankyou Mr Stan. You have done a wonderful job……. Stan is a registered plumber and fully paid-up member of the Plumbers Union. Call Stan for your next plumbing job Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGNContinue reading “Stan Attends Another Plumbing Emergency”
Do a Kind Deed for Santa this Christmas
It’s time now to think of poor SantaIt’s hell of a long way from his caveBe naughty (hence kind to dear Santa)A trip for poor Santa you’ll save Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Growth at all Cost
Where have all our trees goneIn 10 years of infill?We have to pack the people inSo trees we have to killTrees and green surroundingsClimate change combat?We need them for well-beingMentally, all that Wholesale destruction of our treesMust stop, must not go onPremier and MinisterAre you listening?…. No?…. Our ‘growth-at-all-costs’ policy is more important Addended poemContinue reading “Growth at all Cost”
Poet Don on English for Beginners
I took a longish bandageThe bandage I then woundRound and round and round I didWound it round the wound Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 