Bought a present (Tinkerbell)
For my daughter dear
Examined it for damaged parts
Whatever’s this hole here?
It’s for enemas daddy. I want to be a nurse….
Should you have an aspiring nurse in your family they can be ordered online from the China Tinkerbell Factory. Make sure to specify the one with a hole (Cat. No. T2741HO). They also make one without hole (Cat. No. T2741NO)
Slight design fail?….
Don Matthews
December 2020
(Category DESIGN FAILS for further fails)
Fairy Nuff!
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oh dear; I remember my granddaughter asking me how do mermaids go to the toilet š
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Now there’s an inspire for another verse of tomfoolery. Or maybe I could make it believable. ? Aussies never tell porkies…..
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I was rendered almost mute, Don š and yes it is material for a poem š if you come up with one first, it’s yours š
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Now does a mermaid flip to land
When she does want a pee
Or can she not be bothered
And does it in the sea?
If she flips on land to pee
Which toilet does she use
I see they’ve built just one for her
Door painted seaside hues
Gosh John, I’m away……
Still doesn’t answer question sea/toilet ? though.
Bit like when I’m outside..garden? or make effort for inside dunny?
I do go on…..
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