poetry – Page 354 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan Specializes in Sign Installation

Was asked to put a sign up(Of which I specialize)No problem, do these in my sleepSmall, large, any size…. Problem boss?……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc These ladies (there were three of)Asked the Lord aboveDon’t let me waste, please use me(The cover they all loved)…. Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the StarsSmiles photoshopped by PercGlasses supplied by Faith Don MatthewsJuly 2021

How We Stop Things Falling Off

We use this quite often, this techniqueFor stopping them fall on the roadIt passes all safety precautionsAs on our way home we do rode… We always wear our helmets…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Fool

I play the foolThe purpose beTo raise a smileFrom you and me We’re all too sane and serious…… Don MatthewsMatthews

Bite Stop

We manufacture Bite StopFor dogs (both he and she)Guaranteed, or money backFor you, the proof to see…. We recommend No Bite to all dog owners (The Happy Dog Pet Shop)……… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Catwalk

And now on the catwalkThe latest in redDoubles for splashingAnd also in bed….. David Redpath – Is that you coming up the catwalk behind? You no help a lady in distress? Shame…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Priscilla Practices for the Olympics

High flyer is PriscillaHere’s she’s practisingReadies, then she launchesInto sky, high fling…. Fearless…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Our Kids are into Guns

We are a happy familyOur kids are into gunsThe’re going to join the NRAAnd have them lots of fun…. Bang bang you’re dead……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Just been thrust into lockdown.Told my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have bettermanners than mine). Demanded I postContinue reading “Our Kids are into Guns”

I am a Classy Brit

I am a classy Brit I amAttracted by the pressHad lots of plastic surgeryThrough the NHS…. I’m scrumptious……. Have good support from NHS…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Just been thrust into lockdownTold my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have bettermanners than mine). Demanded I postContinue reading “I am a Classy Brit”

Priscilla Establishes Alien Contact

Cilla contacts aliensKeeps in touch dailyEvidence she has for usScroll right down and see…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021 Just been thrust into lockdownTold my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have better manners than mine). Demanded I post their work immediately. So, I apologise for aContinue reading “Priscilla Establishes Alien Contact”