I am a Classy Brit

I am a classy Brit I am
Attracted by the press
Had lots of plastic surgery
Through the NHS….









Josie Cunningham


I’m scrumptious…….

Have good support from NHS……



Don Matthews
July 2021



Just been thrust into lockdown
Told my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.
They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have better
manners than mine). Demanded I post their work immediately.

So, I apologise for a sudden burst of their work while in lockdown.
The’re bored and want to keep busy. I can’t win……

Haha….



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I just like playing round with words. And having fun

6 thoughts on “I am a Classy Brit

    1. Of course, fondling would hopeless…….you’d keep sliding off. ‘That feels nice darling…..where you gone?’ …’shit love why’d you order non-stick ones from the clinic?’…..’They were on special’…..

      Never touch Jennifer types David…….you’ll slide off 🙂

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