2020, I’ve just found outWho this saga writOne in which he specialisesLeft me feeling shit…. I won’t be watching any more of his…… Don MatthewsJuly 2020
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Hey Ethel Come Help Me
Hey Ethel come help me I’ve finishedJust three sheets should do me OKWe should call the builder to fix itHow come it was done first this way?…. We were recommended him by our neighbours. Dan (or someone) can be relied on they said……… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Designs a New Soap Dispenser
I’ve just designed a new idea(Passe is soap-on-rope)Mine’s a new dispenserDispenser for your soap…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
I Suckled Three Nice Babies
I suckled three nice babiesWith milk (I did my best)I’m proud to say I haven’tHaven’t lost my chest…. All are happy…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Poet Don Reporting on Sleep and Little Bo Peep
Even adults sleep betterIf gently rocked to sleepTo soothing sounds of LittleBo Peep has lost her sheep Very interesting…… Sorry. Only 1st and 2nd lines true…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021 https://bgr.com/science/rocking-to-sleep-research-study/
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc This one was bit differentTo our usual fareJammy played in backgroundGiving cover flair Jimmy nicknamed Jammy, cos jammed with other pipers…… Production Notes Whole production took place while Jammyplayed in background to give cover real Scottish feel Jammy supplied kilt and accordion Jacket andContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
BoJo’s Poo Poo’d the Pandemic
BoJo’s poo poo’d the pandemicNo need to stay apart anymoreMasks you can throw in the dustbinLockdown’s become such a bore Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Practices Concreting Skills
Now where did I leave that there bucketThe one I was using just nowI’m careful what I do with my bucketIt’s disappeared and I don’t quite know how?…. Oh there you are?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc Beverly and ErickDevoted, so in loveWished to spread their love aroundGiven from above Amen Production Notes Erick’s hair by Stan’s Hairstyling to the Little Stars Erick’s lip gloss by Perc Post Production Notes Beverly and Erick gave us an example of their love TheirContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc Horace gave a holler, whoopSaid Stan we brought our buttsWhile Perc admired the cowboy starStan said you got guts Post Production Comment This was an easy jobNice fellas. No religious hoo ha Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 