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Stan builds a Fire Escape

I’ve built a lot of fire escapesOrders just don’t stopSolved a really tricky oneHow to get up top…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 15, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:fire escape, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan builds a Fire Escape

A Perfect Fit

Rhyme you say so much to meYou crack me up with mirthYou help me look inside myselfAnd see what is of worth At times you do frustrate meCan’t make your lines go rhymeI guess I can’t expect them toGo balance every time I’ll bend you and do what I needTo make you say my bitYouContinue reading “A Perfect Fit”

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 14, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:poetry, rhyme2 Comments on A Perfect Fit

My Partner Couldn’t Make It

My partner couldn’t make itHe had to work todayBut did manage to Zoom inWhat more can I say?…. I thought of you dear….on our special day Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 14, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:humour, poetry, wedding, Zoom4 Comments on My Partner Couldn’t Make It

Wedding Day

We wanted something differentFor our wedding dayNot the usual church-like thingSomething bright and gay…. We asked for an aisle 3 weddingWedding gifts were selected from the shelves . How practical…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 14, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:humour, poetry, supermarket, wedding9 Comments on Wedding Day

Dad I Need the Toilet

Dad I need the toiletDon’t wanna do a pissWhich door do we go throughThat door, or is it this?…. After you miss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 14, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:humour, poetry, toilet6 Comments on Dad I Need the Toilet

Seat Belt

Do you think this will dearWork in stopping usIf we have an accidentRun into a bus?…. I’m sure it will work dear……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 13, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:car safety, humour, poetry, seat belt4 Comments on Seat Belt

Toy Gun

Just bought meself a toy gunGotta try it outYep it works a doozyGot a bit of clout…. Cowboys and Indians with the boys. Kaboom…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 13, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:guns, humour, poetry, rocket2 Comments on Toy Gun

We are a Happy Couple

We are a happy coupleWe love our pussy catAlso the one stretched out on wallNo longer on his mat…. BTW This is not Priscilla…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 13, 2021Posted inFamily photos, Random verse revealTags:cat, family photograph, humour, poetry, tiger4 Comments on We are a Happy Couple

Kickin’ Jeans

These jeans are made for kickin’And that’s just what they’ll doOne of the days these days these jeans are gonnaKick shit outa you I’m deteriorating. Sorry. Nancy’s fault… What every ball-kicking guy needs….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:clothing, humour, jeans, poetry9 Comments on Kickin’ Jeans

Sideshow Kate

I do enjoy the sideshowsThis one here looks greatFlexing muscles one, two, threeFlexing-muscle Kate…. Jeez Kate…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:boxing, humour, poetry, sideshow2 Comments on Sideshow Kate

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