Bonnie Parker Dallas workedThen met ClydeAnd went berserk…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc.They have returned from a long periodof Covid lockdown and have invited us into their workshop again. Father of the Shagg girlsRecommended usFor his girls, a photoshootCan do, yep, no fuss |We said…. Production Notes We put the lead vocal in the middle. Perc said sheContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Publisher Wanted
I’m looking for a publisherA rhymy-loving typeWho wants to increase readership(I also offer skype) There are no skyping rhymers(Who offer two for one)I’ll skype for you both day or nightBuy me (before I’m done) Although my rhyme’s oft silly-likeThere’s serious undertonesA flippant/serious comboWaiting to get known Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Born Under a Good Sign
This is the lifeTo which I was bornStops my pawsFrom getting worn…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Pant
Just bought myself a pantOne instead of twoScroll down and have a look if thisDoes not make sense to you…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Builds a Fashion Catwalk
Knowing of my skills in thisThey asked if I would buildMy bestest catwalk for their showI said, yes, ’cause I will…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
My Poetry’s a Shambles
My poetry’s a shamblesMy poetry is shotYou try and tell me otherwiseOtherwise, it’s not Someone likes me…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Guest Poet – Mike Hauser
Television Smorgasbord We turn on the T.V.When we get hungryBut all that they feed us today are more lies We keep on eatingThe garbage they’re feedingLosing all meaning to the gourmet of life So open up wide nowAnd take what they’re servingCause what they are serving you’ll soon grow to like With a smidgen ofContinue reading “Guest Poet – Mike Hauser”
Never Kick Priscilla
Priscilla is our resident FCS cat Never kick PriscillaShe’ll go you, she’ll attackYou’ll be so sorry what you didYou will not hurry back…. These cat burglers came in the black of night. (Hence poor light conditions)…… Reports are they have not been seen of since. …… Moral -do not kick Priscilla. You will pay…… DonContinue reading “Never Kick Priscilla”
Stan’s Delivery to the Door Service
People like my serviceIt’s so convenientParcels dropped right by their doorWhere all my parcels sent…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021