I am a simple rhymerDespite making no cashI’ll have a go at anythingAnything – a bash Don MatthewsDecember 2021
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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Be the reason someone smiles today DM
Fandango Separated
Fandango separatedIs fan then dan then goLost all of their adhesive glueWhat a way to go…. (my drinking buddy Skip) Don MatthewsNovember 2021
The Sea Today Is
The sea today is gentleCan steer boat with one fingLet’s all sing Merry ChristmasLet’s ring-a-ding-a-ding….. Me and me drinking buddy Skip were aboard . Singing Merry Christmas and ring-a-ding howorked a treat. Good supply of Fosters and we felt nothing Don MatthewsNovember 2021
I’m Not a Comic Writer
I’m not a comic writerAnd never trained as oneI just like playing round with wordsAnd having me some fun Don MatthewsNovember 2021
My Sunday Write
My neurons are feeling bit sorryFor pulling the pin yesterdayThey said they’ll now give me some overtimeAnd do it without any pay Aren’t they nice?…… So what can do you today Don?Work us real hard (with no pay)Make lotsa neural connectionsLead us thy hallowed, thine way Shit, they’re getting religious. Time to stop……. Yesterday’s pin-pullingContinue reading “My Sunday Write”
My Saturday Write
What shall I write about today ?What shall I poetize ?Please neurons give me somethingSomething deep and wise They say they don’t work weekends?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Write-Off
Was driving in the countryConcentrating (sort of)Suddenly Big Red appearedCar? Turned out a write-off Big Reds they own the countryYou’re just a tourist thereConcentrate, respect themCause they your car don’t care They have the right of way thereIt’s not the CBDYou’ve all been warned about thisIgnore, you’ll damage see Don Matthews December 2019 Is thisContinue reading “Write-Off”
Jack and Jill’s Influence on my Rhyming Career
Why do I always write in rhymeAnd not in boring prose?Cos Jack and Jill went up the hillCos that’s why, there ya go’s Don MatthewsAugust 2021
I’m Not a High-Class Poet
I’m not a high-class poetDon’t even strive for suchI’m satisfied with what I’ve gotThankyou very much Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 