I normally just get oneBut here a choice of threeWill now come here more oftenAnd sample each of three…. Today I chose the extra fluffy one…. I can recommend it for your next visit…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
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Stan Builds Another Throne
Stan’s into building royal thronesOn which to sit, to thinkDeciding colour carefullyThis one he’s chosen pink…. We love it Stan. Thankyou…. We have nominated Stan for Toilet Builder of the Year Don MatthewsMay 2021
Mind My Shoes
My shoes are nicely polishedBlack and shiny cleanHello? What’s this excellentIdea I’ve not seen?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
What Would You Recommend?
We don’t eat eggs or meat or fishMeat, dairy or glutenWe’re hungry and would like to eatWhat would you recommend? A taxi…. Don MatthewsMay 2021 https://dversepoets.com/
Stan the Sprinkler Installer
At university I learntThat water/power don’t mixDon’t obey this golden ruleYou inna shit, real fix….. Stan is a fully licensed electrician also. He knows his stuff…… Don MatthewsMay 2021
Hanging Bar
A hanging bar hangs from the ceilI’m gonna have a swingA bar which hangs upon a ceilIs a useful thing…. Shit…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Blue Cheese
We’ve always had an issueWith blue cheese dropping outSo thought we’d mask the problemIn top and in the grout…. Do you like our faux mold kitchen counter?We particularly like the grout….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
My Partner Couldn’t Make It
My partner couldn’t make itHe had to work todayHe did however Zoom inWhat more can I say?…. Thankyou for thinking of us on our special day dear…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Chainsaw
I gave my love a chainsawBecause he loves them soWe’re posed here (both together)(He also loves a hoe…..) I’m buying him fuel for his birthday. And a hoe for Christmas…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
BooBoo Needs a Toilet
BooBoo needs a toiletBooBoo needs a looMummykins will find oneFind a loo for you woof…. Look, there’s one there comingYour favourite colour redMummykins does love you BooCuddles you in bed…. woof woof…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
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