We don’t eat eggs or meat or fish
Meat, dairy or gluten
We’re hungry and would like to eat
What would you recommend?
A taxi….
Don Matthews
May 2021
https://dversepoets.com/
What Would You Recommend?
The poetry etc of Don Matthews
The poetry etc of Don Matthews
We don’t eat eggs or meat or fish
Meat, dairy or gluten
We’re hungry and would like to eat
What would you recommend?
A taxi….
Don Matthews
May 2021
https://dversepoets.com/
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What a polite waiter Cass…..
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Haha!
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Thanks….it made me chuckle too
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Lol
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Such a polite waiter don’t you think?…..
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Lol I sympathize with him, I managed a restaurant and have want to say this to customers more than once. 😁
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As a lifelong vegetarian with vegan tendancies I’m used to this response! 😏🖤
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Sounds like Thanksgiving at my house!
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Sounds like you got fussy eaters…….
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Ohhh, that’s gonna hurt his tip, eh?
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Poor guy…..
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Probably the best solution!
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There are more and more artisan restaurants catering to the health-focused palate. Soon the meat and potatoes places won’t have to worry about their patronage anymore… Being a waitress or waiter has to be one of the toughest jobs in the world.
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Yes, you’ve got to be the perfect ‘host’ whatever’s thrown at you…..
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Good one, Don….the perfect answer! JIM
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Thanks. Every now and again surprising ones pop out…..
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Chips are vegan! Surely they do chips?! 🙂
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Maybe chips a bit ‘low class’ ?…..
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Perhaps! They do gourmet chips though and I’m British so by chips I mean fries!
I’ll call my own taxi… 😄
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Take you to your own high class chippery…..
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Not always easy… and I’m afraid that taxi would be bad for the carbon dioxide footprint…
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True……the restaurant should get their act together and cater for all diets…..is there a digestible cardboard dish?……
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Ha ha ha! Well written Don! I celebrate the veracity and power of your words. May you continue always sharing only your authentic self — that alone makes you genuine, meaningful to read, and of worth to be heard! Síocháin!
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Thanks Rob. I like writing different, and humour….
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