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Stan Advises Perc on Banging in a Nail

You’ve got the right idea PercBanging in the nailTo concrete, use a straddle stepNo need for safety rail…. You’ll be right mate, just don’t look down…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Garage

I work each day in CBDDrive there in my carAt end of day I drive back home(Also in my car….) Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Alarm

I often have a tendencyTo call a false alarmDespite no sudden dangerWhy cannot I stay calm?…. I gotta give a warning just in case……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Stadium Match

I have to go and see this matchI want to get a seatExpanded they the ‘pacityThey’ve done it rather neat……. All I can say is good heavens…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Stan Promotes Quality Parking

Stan is our best driverHe parks real straight, no fussA credit to the companyWe’re proud that he’s with us…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Stan’s Record Album Design Studio

We jumped on this (a winner)Cause everyone wants to knowThe cover was smash hitThe record was also…. Production Notes Rae offered Perc and me a free one to help us get a feel for the design.We declined. The offer of a carton of beer did not change our decision We did wonder why on earthContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Design Studio”

Deidre Knight

“I just get such a kick out of childrenshowing their parents how to propagate” Deidre KnightPelzer Award nominee Billy (from Poet Don’s class) advises his parents on propagation First you have to blow it daddyUp, like long balloonMummy you then give big hugAnd out pops baby soon No daddy, 9 months…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

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