I’m gonna do a diveI haven’t done beforeThe pool she should be deep enoughIf so, I’ll do some more…. Shit dear, our boy studied physics at uni. What went wrong?……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
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Poet Don Reporting on What Comes Out Of Wombats
Poet Don does all his reports with ink and quill. He’s old-school A wombat is AustralianWhat exits from it’s tubeIs what’s left over from it’s mealAnd all are shaped like cubes Why?….. Dunno….. Poet Don is FCS reporter Reporting on all things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the Team DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on What Comes Out Of Wombats”
Made in China
No longer will I buy goodsWhich are in China madeHave just discovered somewhere elseWhere goods are better grade…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
I Am Like a Tyre
I am like a tyreAt times I need some airI don’t mind who administersBut they might just mind where…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
So Looking Forward to My Morning Dip
When I get up each morningMy icy pool jump inIt warms the cockles of my heartAnd wakens up my skin…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
A Lovely Sunday Drive Dear
What a lovely day dearFor driving in our carLook, a bridge is coming upDrive under will our car…. Why are you slowing down dear. Is there something ahead?…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Primate Behaviour
Vaccinate can waitMy derriere cannotNeed to rush and buy more rollsToilet rolls for bot Primate behaviour at it’s best…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s New Job
I’ve got a new job sortingVeggies in a storeIf I do it properlyThey said I can do more…. I learn quickly…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
My People They All Love Me
My people they all love meFar and wide they beWaving to me lovinglyLovingly at me…. Isn’t she nice?……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Designs Packaging
I gotta now rememberOuter package picNeeds to match the inner productStan is smart, not thick….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021