I’ve done this many times beforeTrucked dozer here and thereTied fast, secure with safety gearSo dozer goes nowhere…. I’m fully awake and alert. Safety first is my motto…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Tag Archives: humour
I Do Love Watching Telly
I do love watching tellyThis one I watch each dayMy rug on lap to keep me warmMy aids hear what they say…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
My New Measure
Got myself a measureA brand new springy oneMeasuring’s now much easierAlso lots more fun…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
My Mower’s Indestructible
My mower’s indestructibleI even mow the waterYou ask me why I do this thing?Because I think I oughta…. Actually I’m cleaning the blades before putting it away….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Ralph and the Colour Red
Ralph is our FCS resident dog Ralphy gets excitedWith the colour redUnable to control himselfRed, red, red…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Smart TV
I am the latest smart TVComplete with high-tech appsKubernetic clusters andOn/of switch, (perhaps)…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Not Quite Right
I went to put it upThought something not quite right?On a close inspectionWas right, it was not right….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Never Upset a Kangaroo
Never upset a kangarooWhy? because they don’t like itThis guy did not listen, take heed of this(Did I hear a shit and a fuck it?…..) I believe you did….. I’ve trained Skip with better manners……. For those who have not met my drinking buddy Skip Don MatthewsJuly 2021
I’m in Trouble with the WP Board of Poetry Again
The WordPress Board of PoetrySay I’m making funOf the language of their QueenWhen all is said an dun Tuff…. Don MatthewsMay 2021 My drinking buddy Skip For those who haven’t met Skip
Viewings
More viewings I’d likeMore viewings I hopeBut not so more thatMore than I can cope Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 