We built this special laneA safety one, for bikesBut no-one seems to use itNo-one seems to like…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
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My Sunday Write
My neurons are feeling bit sorryFor pulling the pin yesterdayThey said they’ll now give me some overtimeAnd do it without any pay Aren’t they nice?…… So what can do you today Don?Work us real hard (with no pay)Make lotsa neural connectionsLead us thy hallowed, thine way Shit, they’re getting religious. Time to stop……. Yesterday’s pin-pullingContinue reading “My Sunday Write”
Stan Wins Lounge of the Year Award
Every lounge I look at’sOld same old same oldI wanted something differentExciting, different, bold…. What have you to say to the media Stan?……. It was nothing….. There you are listenersHumble words from a toilet installer….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Gertrude
Hop in the car there GertrudeWe’re going for a driveTo see your distant cousinsThey’re a’waiting your arrive I phoned in advance….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
We’re More than Just Plain Clothing
We’re more than just plain clothingOur fashions are an artWe push this in our marketingOur fashions are an art…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Lamp Party
Invited all my friends aroundThought we’d have a partyConstance, Prudence, Peggy SueWe’re into all things arty…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Our Baby Loves to Play With Balls
The package said were lots of ballsOur baby loves her ballsShe’s overjoyed how many thereAre to play with…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan the Party Man
Had a pile of rubber glovesDid not know what to doStan the Party Man’s got planChoogaloogaloo…. We love it Stan……… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
My Saturday Write
What shall I write about today ?What shall I poetize ?Please neurons give me somethingSomething deep and wise They say they don’t work weekends?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Billy Wouldn’t Clean His Teeth
Billy wouldn’t clean his teethThought this might assistNow we can’t stop stopping himBrushing never missed…. This is not the Billy in Poet Don’s class. The one who can type backwards. On his toes. Billy would throw up…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 