We are a happy familyIn the NRAWe store our guns real safelyDifferent, novel hey?…. Turn the fan on dad……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Gummi Lights
Mummy can you buy mePlease, some Gummi LightsThey’re all nice different coloursBut none of them is white? Why mummy? Lighthouses are white….. And they’re all shaped like pretty lighthouses sweetie…….. Yes mummy……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Ralph’s Got a Problem
Ralph is FCS’s resident dog Ralph has got a problemHe’s practical (plenty, lots)But just can’t seem to make itJust can’t connect the dots…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Where Did All the Playboy Bunnies Go?
When Hefner died where did allThe Playboy bunnies go?Scroll down to find the answer Then all of you will know Back to their burrows…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
It’s Coming Through the Window Jimmy. Stand Back
I got my trusty bowAnd trusty arrow tooI tied the drugs to arrowAnd into prison flew Jimmy waiting at window to collect – as prearranged…… He sent text saying shoot stuff through window far left …… Which I did…… Three people were arrested after allegedly attempting to shoot drugs into the prison with bow andContinue reading “It’s Coming Through the Window Jimmy. Stand Back”
Stan Designs the Newmarket Health Centre
Knowing of my expertiseIn drawing up of plansI drew up something workableAnd with my plan, they ran…. Did I view it from the air?…… Why boss?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Priscilla Gets a Scare
Minding my own businessNo-one else aroundSuddenly from out of nowhereLeft ground got nearly drowned…. Shit, don’t scare me like that…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Does a Forklift Job
Went to top-rate forklift schoolKnow just what to doWatch, I’ll do a demonstrateOf forklift skills for you…. Water? Now you tell me……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Ski Stop
I’ve watched the expert skiersDoing slalom stopsBut why waste all that energyWhen you can just do this?…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Racing Car driver
I am a racing driverMade of plastic (red)Whenever I get out my carPeople nod their head Why?…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 