Hold me while I finish guysWon’t take very longDon’t worry with the safety gearWon’t take very long…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Lowes Employs Stan as Safety Officer
Lowes have just employed me toTrolleys, right place storeFollow signs they have installedMake sure not ignored This is my first day. I’m excited….. Sad to say Stan only lasted a day……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Game Park
We’ve come to see the animalsUpfront, close, real nearIn their natural habitatDoors all locked, secure…. I thought you locked the doors dear?…… She just wants to say hello……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
My Lovely Fairy
My dearest I do love youFairy though you beIn this glistening glade we kissKisseth you and me…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan the Brickie Cum Toilet Installer
Stan put in the brick wall(He’s always there on call)So impressed we called him backTo toilet-match the wall….. We seem to have a leak somewhere Stan?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Shaun
What did Shaun sayafter being shorn ?…… Thankyou…… To which the shearer replied…… You’re welcome…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan builds a Fire Escape
I’ve built a lot of fire escapesOrders just don’t stopSolved a really tricky oneHow to get up top…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
My Partner Couldn’t Make It
My partner couldn’t make itHe had to work todayBut did manage to Zoom inWhat more can I say?…. I thought of you dear….on our special day Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Wedding Day
We wanted something differentFor our wedding dayNot the usual church-like thingSomething bright and gay…. We asked for an aisle 3 weddingWedding gifts were selected from the shelves . How practical…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Dad I Need the Toilet
Dad I need the toiletDon’t wanna do a pissWhich door do we go throughThat door, or is it this?…. After you miss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 